My name is Emma and I'll mess you up! ...Probably. Maybe. I don't know. Welcome to my blog or something.
My name is Emma and I'll mess you up! ...Probably. Maybe. I don't know. Welcome to my blog or something.

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

"Does my uniform make me look fat?"
— Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)
  • fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae

definitelydope:

when we grew up,
our shadows grew up too.
but they’re just old ghosts
that we grow attached to.
the tragic flaw is that they hide the truth

that you’re enough.
i promise you’re enough.
i promise you’re enough, i promise you.


If homophobia were a conversation about food...
  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

buildabitchworkshop:

meanplastic:

same

Can’t tell if his family is rich or if he has a rich sugar daddy

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.