My name is Emma and I'll mess you up! ...Probably. Maybe. I don't know. Welcome to my blog or something.
My name is Emma and I'll mess you up! ...Probably. Maybe. I don't know. Welcome to my blog or something.

eridick-amporna:

spoopy-mello:

saxyspooky:

I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax.

I AM CRYING

I PLAYED THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS SO I TOLD HER I FARTED AND I REALIZE THAT THAT’S NOT BETTER AT ALL.


worstpal:

jackanthonyfernandez:

conradtao:

shame on mii now

love this contempo casual remix of the now iconic swifto anthem

CONRAD!


whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

ponett:

cottna:

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2014

oh. my god

hendumst:

I could listen to this forever and never get bored

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