[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit
Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game
Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]
This warms my heart
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.
- date idea: you.. me.. i lay in ur arms.. bleeding everywhere.. diamond heist gone wrong.. im a fuckin rat
On a scale from Sokka to Tuxedo Mask how well did your relationship with a moon princess gf turn out